Alright, so the same day as the security guard incident, my homies (Robert and Gabe) and I walked on to get some lunch at Burger King™. As we were sitting there, eating our BK Stackers©, a thick bodied African-American man walked in. We truly would not have noticed him if it weren't for his full McDonald's™ uniform. Anyway, we had a laugh about the irony, and after eating, Gabe said his stomach hurt. Rob agreed and said it was because he had eaten so much. I decided to be a racist fuck and said, "Yeah, my stomach hurts. But its not from the food. It feels like I was kicked in the balls by a black guy." AND IMMEDIATELY AS I SAID BLACK GUY, the McDonald's™ guy walked past. I felt like a complete idiot. We all shared a laugh. The moment was so inappropriate that even the black guy was laughing as he was walking out. As a result, I felt like apologizing. So I did. He was still laughing and said that it was alright. A little while after, we went to the Sleepy's™ three stair to just joke around. I, still being a cock, tried to forward flip the stairs. Too bad I can't actually forward flip. So I got credit carded. Yup. Karma is my mistress
I'll end my story there. Hope you have enjoyed my karma! Keep skating guys!
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